We are afraid that despite our best hopes and dreams, there really are no bars of chocolate which, once consumed would burn enough calories equivalent to going on a 5k run!  We have no bars to give away. A pure fantasy, an April Fool. Cocoa 'Mirage' is just that...Sustainably sourced Amazonian Pallor Fio Cacao plants ... an anagram of April Fool.....and its founder, Lou Nattick, really? It's all just japes and jokes.



Sorry - Slimchoc isn't real, it's just a made up product.